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{"type":"standard","title":"Voices from the Other World","displaytitle":"Voices from the Other World","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7939697","titles":{"canonical":"Voices_from_the_Other_World","normalized":"Voices from the Other World","display":"Voices from the Other World"},"pageid":38818360,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6a/JamesMerrillDavidJackson1973window.jpg/330px-JamesMerrillDavidJackson1973window.jpg","width":320,"height":426},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6a/JamesMerrillDavidJackson1973window.jpg","width":673,"height":895},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1223455832","tid":"5a3a03ac-1030-11ef-a557-399ce27acfe1","timestamp":"2024-05-12T07:22:13Z","description":"Poem by James Merrill","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voices_from_the_Other_World","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voices_from_the_Other_World?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voices_from_the_Other_World?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Voices_from_the_Other_World"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voices_from_the_Other_World","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Voices_from_the_Other_World","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voices_from_the_Other_World?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Voices_from_the_Other_World"}},"extract":"\"Voices from the Other World\" is a celebrated early poem by James Merrill. it marks the poet's first use of transcripts from a ouija board, a trope later explored at great length in the poet's apocalyptic epic \"The Changing Light at Sandover\" (1982).","extract_html":"
\"Voices from the Other World\" is a celebrated early poem by James Merrill. it marks the poet's first use of transcripts from a ouija board, a trope later explored at great length in the poet's apocalyptic epic \"The Changing Light at Sandover\" (1982).
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