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{"type":"standard","title":"Reece Mastin (album)","displaytitle":"Reece Mastin (album)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7306581","titles":{"canonical":"Reece_Mastin_(album)","normalized":"Reece Mastin (album)","display":"Reece Mastin (album)"},"pageid":33847040,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/02/ReeceMastin.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/02/ReeceMastin.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280673712","tid":"f5b27bca-01dd-11f0-b9fd-5b76df20b57f","timestamp":"2025-03-15T20:42:07Z","description":"2011 studio album by Reece Mastin","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reece_Mastin_(album)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reece_Mastin_(album)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reece_Mastin_(album)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Reece_Mastin_(album)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reece_Mastin_(album)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Reece_Mastin_(album)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reece_Mastin_(album)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Reece_Mastin_(album)"}},"extract":"Reece Mastin is the self-titled debut studio album by Reece Mastin, the 2011 winner of The X Factor (Australia), released through Sony Music Australia on 9 December 2011. The album debuted at number two on the ARIA Albums Chart and was certified double platinum by the Australian Recording Industry Association (ARIA). The album's lead single \"Good Night\", preceded the album's release, and debuted at number one on the ARIA Singles Chart. To promote the album, Mastin toured shopping centres across Australia. He also embarked on his first headlining Australian tour in December 2011 and ended in February 2012.","extract_html":"
Reece Mastin is the self-titled debut studio album by Reece Mastin, the 2011 winner of The X Factor (Australia), released through Sony Music Australia on 9 December 2011. The album debuted at number two on the ARIA Albums Chart and was certified double platinum by the Australian Recording Industry Association (ARIA). The album's lead single \"Good Night\", preceded the album's release, and debuted at number one on the ARIA Singles Chart. To promote the album, Mastin toured shopping centres across Australia. He also embarked on his first headlining Australian tour in December 2011 and ended in February 2012.
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Calomeria is a plant genus in the family Asteraceae.
- Accepted species
- Calomeria africana (S.Moore) Heine - Mozambique \n
- Calomeria amaranthoides Vent. - New South Wales and Victoria in Australia
- formerly included
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