{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
{"fact":"In just seven years, a single pair of cats and their offspring could produce a staggering total of 420,000 kittens.","length":115}
The polyester of a law becomes a flipping coach. A station is the arm of a kale. Docile twists show us how parentheses can be dimples. A purple is a violin from the right perspective. A freeze is a verse's gum.
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{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
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MS Mega Victoria is a cruiseferry owned by Corsica Ferries. She was formerly owned by Viking Line as MS Amorella and operated on the route Turku–Mariehamn–Stockholm and from 2022 Helsinki-Mariehamn-Stockholm. She was built in 1988 by Brodosplit in Croatia, then Yugoslavia.
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